In case any of you ever wondered if it was easier to separate if you're not married, just living together, I'm going to illustrate some of the separation details for you. Juuust in case you were wondering. Because personally I think the movies make it look easy. How many minutes does the protagonist cry? Probably about 5. Let me see if I can google it...no, google, you've made this one too difficult for my current attention span. I'd say if we actually timed it, the average on-screen cry would be about 2.5 minutes. Maybe. And that's if they're cry-talking with their bff, you know what I mean? You know what I mean.
The short list of things I can think of right now:
shared pets
split bills or memberships (sams club, cell phone, cable/internet, netflix)
acquired furniture
books
music
anything you went halfies on: the bed, the food, the boat, a car, a bathroom remodel, storage, dishes, rugs, etc.
vacation money
friends
year-round plants/trees/shrubbery that you planted together
okay i'm fighting tears now. or maybe it's my sinus infection symptoms...nope i'm crying. Time to take a break. Can't choke on my leftover pizza.
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